Familiar? Oh yeah! The same thing happens to me every morning while I'm showering, only it involves piles of feminine products, deodorant, extra toothbrushes and hair ribbons.
Time: yesterday afternoon Scene of crime: bathroom Weapon: miles of toilet paper My alibi: helping 3 older girls get shoes on to play outside so I could keep up with the one who was staying in Suspect approximately 30" tall with short, crazy, blonde hair and a fat face.
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Familiar? Oh yeah! The same thing happens to me every morning while I'm showering, only it involves piles of feminine products, deodorant, extra toothbrushes and hair ribbons.
Time: yesterday afternoon
Scene of crime: bathroom
Weapon: miles of toilet paper
My alibi: helping 3 older girls get shoes on to play outside so I could keep up with the one who was staying in
Suspect approximately 30" tall with short, crazy, blonde hair and a fat face.
hahahaha! I'm not alone!
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